The campfire had burned down to a low, rhythmic pulse of bruised purple embers, casting long, wavering shadows against the jagged walls of our gulley. I sat at the very edge of the stone ledge, the Sun-Piercer resting across my knees. The white metal of the spear didn't just reflect the starlight; it seemed to drink it, humming a low, reassuring note that vibrated against my palms. I stared out into the pitch-black expanse of the Northern Badlands, my back turned to the low murmurs of my team.

  Below me, huddled near the heat, the others weren't sleeping yet. The weight of our earlier conversation hung in the air like woodsmoke.

  "He still stands like he's on a parade ground," Willow whispered, her voice soft but clear in the still night air. "Even after all that cider, he stands like he’s waiting for a whistle. It breaks my heart, Faelar. 'Number 412.' He wasn't a person to them; he was just a weapon they were forging".

  "It’s a cage for war-dogs, that's what it is," Faelar grumbled. I heard the rhythmic shrrrt-shrrrt of a greasy rag as he aggressively polished the obsidian head of The Toothpick. "A dwarf is his name. He's his clan. To take a lad’s name and give him a ledger mark... it’s an insult to the Stone itself. If I ever get my hands on this Warden fella, I’m going to re-educate him on the value of a person. I’ve got enough 'Indomitable Might' saved up to rattle his teeth out through his boots".

  "He’s a survivor," Liam’s voice cut in, low and uncharacteristically serious. "I've served under plenty of Commanders, Willow. Most of them would have used us to plug a breach and forgotten our names by dinner. Kaelen's the first one who caught me on a ledge and didn't let go. He's the only officer I've met who doesn't treat us like disposable meat".

  "We're going to teach him," Willow said with a quiet, fierce resolve. "When Malacor is dead and the Spire is closed, we're going to find a place with real grass and no monsters. We're going to teach him how to have a life that isn't just a mission".

  I kept my gaze fixed on the North Star, my jaw tight. I wasn't supposed to hear that. I was supposed to be the anchor, the disciplined center of the storm. But the "Number 412" inside me felt a strange, uncomfortable warmth at their words—a sensation I didn't have a manual for.

  The shadows to my left suddenly deepened. My skin pricked. Without turning my head, my hand shot out to the side, my fingers snapping shut around a wrist that was as thin and cold as a winter branch.

  Liam materialized from the darkness, his silver eyes wide with shock. He was inches away from my belt, his fingers mere centimeters from the Ward Stone.

  "Slow," I said, my voice a dry rasp. I didn't let go. "The reflexes are real, Liam. Stop trying to pick my pockets."

  "I wasn't picking! I was testing!" Liam protested, his face splitting into a defensive, brotherly smirk. He yanked his arm back as I released him. "I thought maybe the cider had slowed you down. You're no fun, Kaelen. You're supposed to be distracted by the existential dread."

  "I'm distracted by the fact that you're supposed to be resting," I countered, finally looking at him. "Get back to the fire."

  Liam rolled his eyes, but he didn't disappear again. He sat on the ledge beside me, dangling his legs over the abyss. "You know, if you keep being this competent, Faelar is going to start thinking you're actually in charge. It'll ruin his 'Uncle' persona."

  "Go to sleep, Liam."

  "Fine, fine. But for the record? I would have had that stone if the bird hadn't blinked at me." He gestured vaguely to Nugget, who was watching us from Elmsworth's shoulder with one unblinking, judgmental eye.

  Morning arrived with a jagged, emerald light that made the obsidian spires look like rotting teeth. We were moving north, the silence of the Badlands broken only by the crunch of our boots and the occasional, frustrated sigh from Elmsworth, who kept checking the shifting runes on his Robe of Probability.

  "The probability is fluctuating!" Elmsworth announced, his eyebrows flickering a nervous shade of violet. "The world's wards are paper-thin here! Nugget says the 'Source' is weeping!".

  "We're almost at the bridge," I said, ignoring the wizard's frantic math.

  The ravine ahead was deep, a vertical scar in the earth spanned by a crumbling stone bridge. Blocking the center of the span were two Void-Tainted Golems. They were massive, ten-foot-tall behemoths made of jagged granite, their seams leaking a sickly violet light that pulsed like a fever.

  "Halt," I commanded, leveling my spear. "Remember what we talked about. No more accidents. We hit them hard, and we hit them together."

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  "I’ve got the heavy lifting!" Faelar roared, hoisting The Toothpick.

  "I shall provide the decisive blow!" Elmsworth shrieked, scrambling forward. He brandished his staff, the crystal at the tip beginning to spin with a manic, orange heat. "A localized Meteor Swarm! A cascade of celestial fire to cleanse the path! Stand back, mortals! I am conducting the arcane!"

  "Elmsworth, wait—" I started, but the wizard was already mid-incantation.

  "By the Source and the fractured Wards, I summon the... RAIN OF RUIN!".

  The sky didn't turn to fire. Instead, the swampy green clouds above the bridge swirled into a tight, screaming vortex. A low, wet thwack echoed through the ravine. Then another.

  "Is that... brimstone?" Faelar asked, squinting upward.

  "No," Liam said, his face pale. "It's meat."

  Within seconds, the sky opened up. It wasn't rain. It was a torrential downpour of heavy, neon-green bullfrogs. Thousands of them. They hit our armor with wet, meaty sounds, bouncing off shields and helmets like rubberized hail.

  "Elmsworth!" I roared, batting a frog off my face.

  The frogs didn't just sit there. They hit the ground, shook their heads, and immediately began heckling us.

  "Nice stance, big guy," a frog croaked from Faelar’s helmet. "Your center of gravity is higher than your IQ. Are you trying to fight a Golem or audition for a landslide?".

  "Your beard looks like a badger's nest that's given up on life," another frog added, hitching a ride on Faelar's shoulder. "Triple-weave? More like triple-mistake."

  "I’ll show you a mistake, you overgrown tadpole!" Faelar bellowed, trying to snatch the frog, but it hopped onto his nose.

  "And you," a frog turned to Liam, who was standing on a rock. "The 'edgy, brooding shadow-stalker' look? It was tired three centuries ago. Try a smile, pointy-ears. It might distract people from your sub-par archery."

  "They're sentient!" Willow gasped, holding a frog gently. "And very, very mean!"

  "They're a side-effect!" Elmsworth shrieked, currently in a heated shouting match with a frog that was mocking his syntax. "You uneducated amphibian! I am a Master of the Source! My grammar is impeccable!".

  "Bawk!" Nugget snapped, systematically pecking every frog that got near Elmsworth, enforcing a "No Rudeness" zone with his beak.

  The Golems, seemingly as confused as we were, began to lunge through the writhing carpet of green.

  "Forget the frogs! Focus on the Golems!" I commanded, thrusting the Sun-Piercer through the stone chest of the nearest construct. The white metal ignored the granite, shattering the violet core within.

  "I’ll fix it!" Elmsworth yelled, waving his staff frantically. "A simple Shield! Aegis!".

  But as he spoke, the thin wards of the world buckled. The pink light from his robe flared, and instead of a shield, a low, thrumming hum filled the ravine.

  The air felt thin. Suddenly, my boot left the ground and I kept going, floating upward like a leaf caught in a draft.

  "Waaaaah!" Willow shrieked as she began to drift toward the clouds.

  "Gravity!" Elmsworth squeaked, his eyebrows turning a panicked shade of violet. "The constant has become a variable! The world is leaking again!".

  Within seconds, the bridge was a scene of total gravitational mayhem. The two massive Golems, each weighing several tons, began to list sideways, their stony feet losing purchase on the bridge as they slowly drifted into the air.

  Faelar was currently spinning in a slow, clockwise circle three feet above the stones. "I’m a balloon! A bearded, angry balloon!"

  "Look at his form!" a frog shouted, drifting past Faelar’s ear. "His mid-air orientation is pathetic! He has no aerodynamic dignity! Zero out of ten!"

  "SHUT UP!" Faelar roared. He realized he was drifting away from the Golem. He looked at his heavy obsidian pickaxe, then at the stone railing behind him. He swung the hammer backward, hitting the stone with a dull clink. The recoil pushed him forward, "putting" himself through the air like a hairy projectile.

  "Fore!" Faelar cackled, soaring toward the nearest floating Golem.

  I looked at the Golem drifting toward me. It was flailing its massive stone arms, trying to find purchase in the empty air. I didn't need a formation. I simply pushed off a floating piece of rubble and drove the Sun-Piercer straight through the granite chest-plate.

  The Golem didn't roar. It just went dark.

  Beside me, Faelar reached the second Golem. He hammered the construct in the side of the head with the flat side of The Toothpick.

  The impact, amplified by the lack of resistance, sent the Golem spinning wildly through the air until its internal magic flickered and died.

  "Calculations... normalizing!" Elmsworth yelled.

  The thrumming sound stopped. The pink glow faded. Gravity returned with a violent, uncompromising snap.

  The two Golems, now inert stone, plummeted forty feet onto the jagged rocks of the ravine floor below. They shattered into a million pieces on impact. We fell too, but as we hit the bridge, our new strength took the shock.

  The frogs hit the bridge with a collective, wet thwack-thwack-thwack.

  They didn't die, but they looked dazed. One by one, the neon bullfrogs shook their heads and looked at us.

  "Fine," the frog on Faelar’s shoulder muttered, hopping toward the edge of the bridge. "You can hit things. Big deal. You still smell like wet dog and your tactical spacing is an eyesore. We're leaving. This valley is a dump."

  The army of amphibians hopped into the ravine, still hurling insults about our hygiene and parentage as they disappeared into the mist.

  Silence finally returned to the ridge.

  "Elmsworth," I said, wiping frog slime from my cheek. "No more forecasts."

  The sun began to dip toward the horizon, but as it did, a massive shadow suddenly blotted out the light.

  I looked up. High above, a winged shape was silhouetted against the green-tinted sun. It was massive, with leathery wings and a long, serpentine tail. It wasn't an Ashdrake. It was something larger, something more refined.

  It didn't dive. It simply circled once and then turned north, banking sharply toward Malacor’s Spire.

  I gripped the Sun-Piercer, feeling the white metal vibrate.

  "It wasn't looking for us," I said. "It was confirming us."

  I turned to my team—the exiles, the orphans, and the accidents who were currently picking frog slime off their legendary armor.

  "It knows we're coming," I said.

  "Good," Faelar rumbled, hoisting his obsidian pickaxe. "I’m tired of the appetizers. I’m ready for the main course."