Prologue
“Salutations men and women, life isn't exactly a superb place to be dreaming in” exclaimed Mr. Stardom I am the narrator of this spectacular story. This story is called The-Zodius-Tribe. I’m going to explain who they are within the next paragraph. Enjoy wasting your precious time on my silly books.
Within my mind, society should always have a pinch of wackiness. In my book everyone being bizarre is how life is easy tell why people are different. My casual outfit is wearing a green top-hat which identifies my best man’s Favorite colour, purple mask to resemble kisses from my loving spouse that moves like an adorable hamster. And i wear blank specs and a sparkly tuxedo with a variety of artistic colorful movement like a rainbow. Also, just remember this story isn’t just any ordinary parody wanna be, it’s a wacky tale for people who want their brains blown in utter confusion or people like superhero books without pictures LOL.
Anyways let me start the story now. (Stop making out with the blank page if there's no words here!!)
Chapter 1
Birds & Kangaroos
Today is March 12th, 2025, midday with the clouds being stoic in Perth City. A casual hero always bounces around Perth due to it being his home. His name is Birdigo the hero without powers of rather the only hero. Subsequently, Birdigo uses a glider to travel, turquoise and red colour pallet and hides his face.
To protect his identity from every senile person and his loved ones. This young lad is only 17 turning 18 within 5 months and has no parents. Birdigo started thinking to himself about this tremendously big tower he is sitting on. “I’ve always wondered why this tower says BHP?” exclaimed Birdigo
“Maybe it stands for Beetle-Hunt-People,” said Birdigo which he’s wrong but good guess. Next Birdigo zips up his spandex and glides off into the sky with civilians noticing him. “What’s that?” said a resident “maybe it’s a bird or plane no wait... yeah it is a stupid Bird!!” yelled a corpulent bald man from a manga store.
Meanwhile, Birdigo is just listening to 2000s music for nostalgic reasons. His brain is like a child on roller-stakes with big shoes to empty out. Consequently, Bankwest is being penetrated by Rule-Robber which is a bad person. Birdigo senses smoke near Bankwest which makes him feel shocked. He decides to glide there and hope it’s not the case of bad timing.
Meanwhile, civilians are wrapped in metal bars while screaming help frequently. “Bonjour people me and men mean no hair; all we are doing pinching out every spec of cash within the building” exclaimed Rulo-Robber. One of the ladies' yells, “get me out or else I am going to gaslight you the police.” Rulo-Robber felt confused with that woman using bizzare words like that.
“QUIET YOU SKANK AND RESPECT ME AND WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GASLIGHTING!!!” growled Rulo-Robber.
Our feather like warrior steps in the warzone and says, “wow the door's unlocked you guys are stupid.” All the crooks begin to giggle and laugh at Birdigo for his goofy outfit. Birdigo begins to act stoic and dashes through goons like there's no tomorrow. He kicks one guy’s golden Jules leaving that crook drousy.
“Boss this dosen’t look good...” said a crook near Rulo-Robber
“No man of mine has doubt now get him while I grab the dough,” replied Rulo-Robber. “Okay Frenchie” sighed the crooks.
“Hey feather-boy what’s your highlights?” asked some nerd tied up.
“I guess staying single because why not” said Birdigo without hesitation.
Then our hero launched out his unique gadget called feather-attack. This is an ability of sending out mini arrow points shaped like feather with from different colours. For e.g red feathers cut your clothing, white ones make you unconscious and blue ones just heal you up.
Back to battle-phase, Birdigo used red feathers on Rulo’s goons from the left side. A female in formal clothing starts feeling groggy while she is tied up. Red Feathers scatter everywhere making it hard the goons. “What would the boss do?” “He’d use a cheesy gun” said two guns.
Next, two goons launched out their cheesy gun or rather the cheesy blast!
Birdigo glides and puts his hands on this purple light Shanda leer. “That sure felt close, but you guys are big brains like me,”Birdigo said sarcastically. “You can’t be up their forever feather there’s still twenty-five of us here, ready to pound your body until you faint like an emu” exclaimed one goon with one green eye called Omar.
“Omar it wasn’t necessary to say how many aren’t dead-weighs” said a grey goon “Shut Up!” replied Omar
Consequently, Birdigo sees an open window and says, “sorry folks I shall be back momentarily!” The hero jumps through a blue window and hurts his back. Meanwhile from 5 meters away from Bankwest, this mysterious portal opens with cipher coding appears. And a Kangaroo covered in high-tech with a colour pattern of orange and yellow dashes out. Kangaroo turns his head back with the portal disappearing in seconds. Kangaroo groans as much as a temperamental infant. Birdigo stands up with exceptional posture and thinks about a plan.
“My backside doesn't seem bad, hang on what’s that across the road?” Birdigo wondered He then turned his head, “woah what in jeepers name are you!” shouted Birdigo
Our Bird fella sees Future Kangaroo and begins slowly walking forwards. The Kangaroo bounces while turning around. He hopped with no emotion with his paws being stiff as a microwave. Birdigo and Kangaroo face each other with utter curiosity considering Birdigo has never seen a mechanical looking animal.
In his mind all he could think is, are you a villain, hero, or a clone of skippy from that one Aussie show. “Howdy, I like to fight crime with no payment, how about yourself?” asked Birdigo
Kangaroo got a sudden reaction by just realizing who he is with feeling terror inside. Kangaroo started set his paws free like birds and punched Birdigo’s stomach. “OUCH, I wanted to know your name not how you win in WWE,” exclaimed Birdigo with him feeling temperamental.
Kangaroo’s tail moves back and forth quite frequently with it also vibrating. Next, Kangaroo dashes Birdigo in circles like Usain Bolt on steroids. This impact of damage made Birdigo feels dizzy. Although, Birdigo still had guts not unchained making him to fly out of Kangaroos trap.
Kangaroo grabbed Birdigo’s leg with his robotic tail. So, kangaroo was holding our feather birdy tighter than an elastic bull worm. Birdigo releases red feather spikes, but they do nothing to Kangaroo. Birdigo attempts to take freedom of his leg but still stuck.
Birdigo said demandingly, “At least tell me your name, you seem like a joey, however a hard drive says robbery is cyberbully.” Kangaroo feels offended then proceeds to hold is leg tighter. “If you like dad jokes then maybe you’re more gross than a grocery shop.” Heckled Birdigo
In addition, Kangaroo felt a nostalgic touch from Birdigo saying grocery shop. He’d get rapid flashbacks of his timeline being about war and rebellion for democracy. However, in his realm were heroes like Birdigo but with more powerful technology.
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In conclusion, Kangaroo began releasing Birdigo and give him peace. Birdigo glides in Jubilation while feeling wind brush off him. Birds like, pigeons, crows, galars and cockatoos go past Birdigo leading him to fall flat. Birdigo groans feeling like he should’ve expected him to fall by birds teeming.
Kangaroo is hopping over to Birdigo with less intention to use paws of fury, and more hesitation in silence. Kangaroo raised it paw like a co-worker begging for high fives. As his paw bursted out beams of green light and forming a cipher coding within said screen. Those viridescent beams formed words of Nexus-Drone.
Implying, Kangaroo’s name was being handed to Birdigo in green coding. “Either you're from a timeline where everything doesn't shup up about nerf guns... or that’s supposed to be your name” said Birdigo while feeling more relieved. (“After all who would be foolish enough to battle a Boxing like creature- me of course” said Mr. Stardom for some parts of me are foolish but only if lionhearted situations are involved)
Back to our story, Birdigo begin thinking (“So I just found some odd Robotic machine that looks like the mascot for an Aussie show-) Nexus-Drone heard explosives from metres away of area, like capacious rooms being fumed in flames of screaming innocent souls.
“Oh, I almost forgot about the-
Nexus-Drone cross-eyes Birdigo “Sorry there is people who need saving and let’s say I like citizens more alive than local roadkill!” said Birdigo in a nervous voice. Nexus-Drone turned his head left and could smell fuming gases and certain flames of blue scattered everywhere.
Meanwhile, Omar is snatching off hostage’s jewelry, “So anyone here carrying diamonds?” Says Omar in a snarky tone
Hostages feel their stomach rumbling like mad while sounds. As these people are dressed formally like how you may dress at a school dance event. An Austrian female says (“Oh dear, I pray to any god so rest my soul- Omar approaches her “please I have no cash only credit cards!” Omar replies, “I can handle credit over Krypto any-day madam”
Austrian women scream frequently while also saying the word stop. Omar pulls her hair as if it were his rope holding a hammock of skank men dressed utterly vulgar. Consequently, Rulo-Robber steps out of the vault with his arms carrying an abundant about of gold. And with no shine of fortune in this vault, it is left capacious.
“Ca-va boys?” asked Rulo-Robber which Ca-va means how’s it going, In French. All his minions say “Oui Oui” with upbeat voices of feeling victory in French.
“Well boys let’s pack up and leave, so we don’t be getting cooked like chilli dogs” says Rulo-Robber while thinking of snarky quotes to himself. Citizens demand freedom, but Rulo denies for utter enjoyment to see lives die in his eyes. Meanwhile, Birdigo was hobnobbing with Nexus-Drone while going up stairs. “Man, I hope we’re not too late” said Birdigo while Nexus-Drone remains silent.
The heroes go to the door and then notice frequent lasers scattered. These lasers are on windows, doors and even poking out of a fire-hydrant and toilets within bathrooms. “You got any bright ideas?” asked Birdigo
Nexus-Drone did mechanical eyebrows rise which is his way of thinking. He then dashed through the lasers treating them like sprinklers harmless to children. This implied he managed to get inside the bank still in flames. “Okay now you everything look easy... wish I had your kind of aura,” groaned Birdigo.
A sudden sound of cracking walls began commencing within moments of surprise. "I hate the sound of trouble” sighed Omar while fidgeting some micro bombs. Nexus-Drone dashes over Rulo-Robber’s cronies. Omar is astounded by Nexus-Drone’s appearance.
“What in barnacles name are you. Omar fidgeted once more, oh my perspective isn’t important in this episode.” Omar points out to his millions of allies to march for defense. Birdigo walks through open gabs Nexus-Drone caused moments ago. Hostages begin cheering feel more optimistic from their philoshical belief in heroes.
Birdigo says in an anxious voice “Hi guys I entered through this hole... but it wasn’t caused by me.” A hostage's mumbles to Birdigo however our hero can’t understand due to people’s mouth being covered in Marone clothes.
The two heroes are now surrounded by goons in a circular size like playing wink murder but it’s realistic. (I love winking A LOT!! Said myself because ha-ha buffoons)
“You mind swining a few throws Nexus. Birdigo shifts his hands in karate and has good posture. I don’t like people feeling left out” exclaimed Birdigo while flicking his fingertips. Nexus-Drone winks and smirks from Birdigo’s jocose charisma.
Birdigo bounces in thin air plus springs out his feather spikes as they are his way fighting like arrows from Robinhood’s bow. Birdigo’s feathers damage a small portion of crooks but other aren’t unconscious quite yet.
As Rulo-Robber is still filling out poor golden piggy with an abundant number of bags already tied up.
“Ho Ho Ho me and my goonies shall be mafia kings with this good dough” cheered Rulo-Robber with Jules over himself. Back to Birdigo, A crook with purple hair kicks Birdigo’s knee.
“You call that menacing... first rule to being a menace is always mess with a man’s nuts!” gloated Birdigo with no feeling of guilt.
A crook begins severely feeling extreme pain and collapses to the ground.
All the other hostages notice Birdigo’s move and try to do empathy for vengeance. Consequently, every crook pulls out knives and throws them to our heroes but luckily Nexus-Drone dodges them by quick speeding. As Birdigo flies to not be stabbed except one of the knives do cut through his glider. Birdigo feels nervous with great shock and flows down in slow motion. And gets sudden flashbacks to vigorous uproars of shouting and temperamental voices within his mind. He lands on the ground, touches his cheek with his pinkie.
(What am I feeling right now? My mind detects emotions from my youth but don’t know which timeline.”) Wondered Birdigo
Nexus-Drone zoomed over to our feathered fella and punched a thug in the gut as a bonus LOL. (Yes Mr. Stardom does love acronyms so don’t be that flattered if I ever say ICUP you silly mortal)
Nexus-Drone put his paw out to Birdigo with a face of showing utter kindness. They grabbed hold of each other which made them feel more powerful.
“Sorry about that folks... although your baddies aren’t over with me quite yet.” Birdigo chuckled
Heroes start dashing forwards without any regrets like a teenagers into a bar. Birdigo approaches Omar with uppercut punch attempt. He successfully attacks Omar’s stomach leading get a tiny bit dizzy. Kapow! (Birdigo kicks Omar’s leg)
Punch once more shazam! (Omar slaps Birdigo)
Nexus-Drone hops on a criminal's body leading him treating this crook as a woopy cushion. “Get off ME!” screamed anonymous criminal.
Pow! Wam! Double kick to Omar’s cronies from Nexus Drone as a speeding bullet. Birdigo does blue feather attacks on his right arm where the cuts are.
“Ah much better now hopefully that’ll be enough for this round” said Birdigo calmly
Then releases red feathers towards Omar glutes which painfully succeed. Omar starts feeling hurt but does not know why while looking up the ceiling. Until he looks behind his bum of course.
Meanwhile, Rulo-Robber start walking out of the vault with the good stuff with a cheery whistle. As if our snarky villain hasn’t got a care in the world like walking the park with fluffy dogs. Rulo growls the moment he sees Birdigo again.
“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!” “Oh, hey Frenchie came for a making-out session or a boxing match with my friend over there” Birdigo exclaimed in a cheerful tone while kicking a crook in the nads hesitantly.
Rulo becomes so temperamental he pulls out a potato grenade. “Say hello to my little potatoes- shouted Rulo-Robber.
“-I think that phrase needs a little work-
The potatoes are falling towards Birdigo but luckily our Hero dodges these attacks. Birdigo’s noggin now feels a headache from thoughts of feeling the urge to eat potatoes. He grabs one of the potatoes. Throws it back to Rulo-Robber and aims for his crown jules. (Bird fella is a true menace to any guy)
Birdigo succeeds.“Oh my...”Rulo Robber falls to the ground like a ballerina fainting over stage fright. Birdigo moves his eyes towards his as Rulo-Robber has fainted. While his remaining cronies are still active holding blasters as their of defence. “Our boss is dead says!” cried a masked crook wearing pink leather. Omar groaned “No he’s not I bet those annoying super-loser jusrt made him sleepy.” Omar snatches a random kitchen he detects from the floor, and he wishes to now stab his foes.
“Alright heroes, you have crossed the line, so prepare to suffer my WRATH!” shouted Omar
Omar runs towards Birdigo’s chest, but surprise Birdigo dodges the stabbing. And immediately after 5 seconds, Nexus-Drone dashes to Omar with an attempt of pulling him into his electro-pouch. (This method of fighting can make be full on electrified like a cloud releasing strikes of lightning bolts but picture seeing that in bowl.)
Omar’s head gets shoved into the electro-pouch which causes his hair to flash within seconds. Omar is dunked out by Nexus-Drones robotic paw after 20 seconds causing him to faint as well. Omar is now feeling dizzy like a salty man drinking. “You dare abuse me with your bizarre ripoff fur!” said Omar while spinning at a frequent pace. Omar flops two seconds after by a pole near one of the cash-registers. This convinces the rest of the crooks to drop their weapons.
“Please don’t hurt us” cried the crook wearing pink which her name is Roxan. “Wow, never thought a bank robber would use manners Lol” Birdigo chuckled.
A few minutes later, the Perth city police arrive and burst through the doors. All the crooks be handcuffed and get their weapons and gold removed. As our feathered buddy and strange Kangaroo did a somewhat good style of camaraderie.
Rulo-Robber says in deep tone “Birdigo has ruined the fantastic robber's marvelous day. As you smirk at us like a devil!”
“Alright, that enough trying to attempt 3rd person Frenchie.” Exclaimed Birdigo calmly.
Rulo-Robber gets carried into the police van with his cronies inside already. A detective wearing a watch with donuts on it walks to Birdigo holding out his hand. Birdigo shakes the Detectives hand.
“Hello, my name is Detective Origami and not that doesn't mean I have an interest in art galleries.” Said Detective
“Good to know you don’t like paint brushes” said Birdigo still holding a tight grib.
Consequently, an abundant amount of smoking gas appears causing everyone to feel groggy. Birdigo coughs “Aw man, I wasn’t expecting so much smoke quite random. My prediction is some housewife got a rough tung and decided to burn a turkey in her family’s house.”
“That sounds so random” said Detective
“I’m saying this is ran-
Birdigo and Nexus drone faint and be taken away by mysterious people hiding within the smoke.
